HOW APPROPRIATE! JOHN WEARS HIS RHINO T-SHIRT WHILE LOVINGLY HOLDING RHINO FECES TO THE AMAZEMENT OF HIS SON, IVAN J.J.!!

Do I need to describe what is taking place? I dared myself to hold the do-do and won my own dare! Ivan didn't think I had the nerve to do it...wrong! It really wasn't too bad to the touch--kinda half-dry. You know, the straw-like grass held the mess together. Then I broke it open and it sort of oozed a bit. And then the smell hit both of us; I screamed, dropped the stuff, and ran off! Ivan stood there and laughed himself silly...